Information is the fuel of victory. Brave souls are needed to infiltrate the ranks of the kickball bourgeoisie to not only gather intelligence on the leagues but to acquire as much personal information as possible for future exploitation. However, we sympathize with the paralysis of the tongue caused when suddenly eyeball-to-eyeball with the death of western culture. Thus we've created this handy form below that you need only fill in, memorize, and when you saunter into the lions den say the customized words below to move undetected.

"Hey guys whats up? im BritneySteveEmily. Nice to meet all of you.. This is such a great way for young proffesionals to meet each other! You guys go to school too? Cool I studiedstudy lawlawlaw at GeorgetownGeorgetownGeorgetown. OMG were you in alphadeltakappa thetachibeta zetawhatever also? What are you doing after the game? Oh really, awesome, Angry InchTom TomThe Adams MillThe Front Page is a great bar and I LOVE Miller LightBud Lightappletinis too! We used to drink those all the time at this great irish sports bar where they had this funny game. If the digits of your social security number matched the spread of the game, you got a free NationalsRavensRed Socks hat. Whats your number? [dont forget tape recorder] Ah close, but not quite. You guys want to go on a ride after and crank some CreedLimp BizkitDave MathewsMatch Box 20NickelbackJustin Timberlake ? I just got my beameraudiescalade waxed up. Oh? Hahah, well, yea my Dad bought it for me. He owns a dealershiplaw firmlobbying firm. So.. Isnt DC so safe now?Arnt condos expensive?Hows your commute?Fuck this! Beg for death bitch! "